Giovanni, a Stuck Van, and a Sleepover
Last night I took the recycling out at 1 A.M. That was stupid of me. There’s no way to carry paper bags of glass and plastic quietly. I can only imagine the groggy conversation between our downstairs tenants as they heard someone breaking in.
But, no, no one was breaking in. It was just their stupid landlord throwing glass, plastic, and screen doors around in the middle of the night.

As I set the recycling at the edge of the alley, I saw an old, white and bondo-colored Dodge Ram van stuck in the snow up the block. The driver kept spinning the wheels as if pressing the accelerator harder would get him out of there. As if on the tires’ thousandth rotation they’ll finally get traction on what used to be snow but is now an ice patch smoothed perfectly slick by the previous 999 spins.
A man stood in front of the van giving directions to the driver like a first mate—or, actually, since he was the one directing, perhaps it was more like a captain—not sure how these kinds of things work in seafaring situations. I shouldn’t have gotten myself involved in a nautical simile.
I walked over to the van and used my best supralinguistic gesticulation to sign don’t spin the tires. It’s making it worse. The first-mate/captain seemed to get the point and passed on his interpretation of my waving arms to the driver in Spanish.
Then the driver spun the wheels again. I looked at him through his rolled-down window, and there was Giovanni.
Two years ago, a shivering boy showed up on our December doorstep. Giovanni. He was14 years old, probably.
When someone at your door isn’t dressed for “the elements” as they’re sometimes called (as if a jargony term can lessen the pain these elements inflict), you let them in before you hear their story. Especially if it’s a kid.
He said he was locked out of his house. We said, do you want to call your folks for a key? He said, no, it was his folks who locked him out. His dad, in specific.
Before I had a chance to express my disgust at this parental turpitude, Giovanni came to his dad’s defense. Dad had had a long day at work. Giovanni hadn’t been doing what he was told. Dad said if he didn’t shape up he’d have to find somewhere else to stay.
Giovanni hadn’t shaped up apparently.
That settled my storm of moral indignation slightly. I mean, 14 years old is pretty old. Definitely old enough to follow the logic of sentences like, “Get your act together or leave.” And he chose not to get his act together. Now we were dealing the consequences.
My point is, we’re not talking about 1st grader out on his own here. I can almost see me doing this to my kids when they’re teenagers. Not quite, but almost. Anyway, it’s not abuse. Necessarily.
Regardless of who was at fault, the kid needed a place to stay, so we gave him one. He was trembling and crying from fear and cold. We threw a couple blankets on the couch and he had a temporary home. In the morning, he left for school.
In the alley last night, looking hardly older than the evening when we met, Giovanni sat behind the wheel of a trapped van. He looked slight and anxious.
“Chin up, buddy!” I thought. “I’ve gotten you unstuck once before. We can do it again, no problem.”
But I didn’t say anything. I just joined the first-mate/captain at the back of the van and helped push the angled vehicle until it had straightened out and settled into the alley’s icy wheel ruts that would guide the titanic vessel out of this tiny, unnavigably Shackletonian estuary of an alleyway out to the open sea of 22nd Avenue.
(Please excuse my uncalled-for retrogression into maritime metaphors.)
Comments
- Scottg
Ever think about going to bed at, oh, maybe 10:00, or 10:30? Just wondering. Of course, then you wouldn’t be able to write these stories, and that would be bad.
- cslater
There’s something very Enger and Lileks about these posts. It’s like the long Minnesota winters brings out ponderous thought patterns that we balmy Californians are incapable of producing.
- Andrea
From someone living in Alaska, i thoroughly appreciated this post! I can not really tell you in words why I did, but I did and wanted you to know. Thanks for writing
I feel a bit cheated here. Like the end of an episode of LOST or something. Is there any resolution?? Sure the van was unstuck but what of Giovanni? What of his first mate? Any words of gratitude or explanation?
Darn cliff-hangers.
Sorry, Jeremy—No conversation to report. The first mate did say, “Thank you, sir” before getting back in the van.
“…and settled into the alley’s icy wheel ruts that would guide the titanic vessel out of this tiny, unnavigably Shackletonian estuary of an alleyway out to the open sea of 22nd Avenue.”
That is a beautiful sentence. Well-spoke, er, -written, my friend!
I just love that you thought “chin up, buddy.” Who thinks that? The only one I can think of is Charlotte when speaking to Wilbur in Charlotte’s Web.
Great story. Love your writing.
Great story man, great writing.
I really appreciated your usage of “Shackletonian estuary.” I think it really communicated what you were intending.

you’ve held out too long. your writing is so stinking good. i can’t believe you don’t do this for a living.
chin up, buddy. you’ve been unstuck before…
i like that. (even though i changed it up.)